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Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. 🫦 Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't 🫦 even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.This is the first public version of the game, 🫦 so please allow some time for the remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great 🫦 about this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this release does not yet include on 🫦 screen mobile controls. That will be added in the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your 🫦 phone, a bluetooth keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now run at 60 fps, 🫦 some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate. It is already possible through a setting though, so 🫦 perhaps I could host a 60 Hz version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that, 🫦 Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The database of users, levels, and replays 🫦 remains the same. The only thing lost is the impending doom of the end of existence. Goodboy Digital are my 🫦 friends in London responsible for the port of the game, and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more 🫦 effort than expected, and they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks 🫦 of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf for his help, and everyone else 🫦 beta testing on discord for the past few months. Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years 🫦 after its launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I wouldn't be doing what 🫦 I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing 🫦 the site over the past couple months.The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be 🫦 located here Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse and will 🫦 not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.